Saturday, August 22, 2009

Jaswant Singh - Spoken थे truth - Shown थे Door

Jaswant Singh - Sach Ka Samna
What a shock ? If there is one party in the Democartic nonsense of Hindustan which has dug its own grave - it has to be the bunch of Jokey Pokey's(BJP)..Bharatiya Janata Pussies..thats the message the party is sending to the youth of the nation..complete debacle at the recent elections didnt teach them anything..Jassi went against our parties idealogies ( if they have one )..poor Jassie..the guy put in his heart and soul..30 years of sweat and blood = kick on the ass through one lousy phone call...all because - Jassi wanted to express his opinion..in India everybody has one...all Jassi wanted to do was let the world know , how he felt about the partition and the independence..Good job on the marketing front though -who says negative publicity is bad publicity..this is a perfect example of How a controvery can market itself to become a Bestseller..

Monday, August 17, 2009

Rakhi Sawant – Jo God Nahi Deta Hai, Woh doctor deta Hai !

Rakhi Sawant – Jo God Nahi Deta Hai, Woh doctor deta Hai !
Public Opinion – Complete Timepass , Cheapo , Fake , Cant stand her 1 minute , Disgusting , Silicon Implants, Lip Job , Butt Job, every other Job, -
In the writers opinion - India’s most original ( 100 % honest ) self made Superstar…

1 women – a million critics...success and recognition beyond anybodys imagination.
How ? who created her ? hate her or love her..everybody wants to know what she is upto..1 billion people spend half an hour of their lives every evening – only to watch in excitement – who she is going to dump next…I M A G I N E - That’s exactly what Rakhi Sawant wants the entire nation to believe…

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Brand Swiney !

Brand - Swiney
Swiney ! Whatever
Just another virus..somewhere in mexico !
That was the very first reaction that poured out of my head ( not that I have one ) when I first heard about it..
As someone and everyone who read the newspapers and keep themselves updated – I read mine as well..
It was only to keep myself updated ..just incase it was a topic of conversation over lunch and I was required to do some kinda value addition..
and that was then and now is now – here I am ..back from the heart of where all the action is going on – Pune…most popular these days for claiming India’s first swiney victim..
So how does a virus ( which is virtually unknown ) till sometime back manage to create so much of pandemonium among every single human being on the planet..,
How did this thing manage to draw more media attention, and get more media coverage and mileage than ( MJ , Presley ,Diana & Kennedy) GOD bless there souls ..they sure must be cursing Swiney.. together…some feat Swiney has managed to achieve in such a short period of time..Go Swiney !
The real reason behind Swiney becoming such a BIG Superstar in such a short period of time is - because of that little thing that exists within each one of us..even though as grown ups we always tend to deny it..its always there within us..so there is no fooling anybody..and this tiny winy itsy bitsy thing goes by the name of – FEAR..
Dar ke aage Jeet Hai !

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Shj ड्राइविंग School

PHD in Patience and Perseverance -

Its 6 am in the morning , and the two people whom i cant stop thinking about are faisal and hassan..

My relationship with Faisal and hassan began in the early summer of April 2008..

That is the first time our eyes met each other and we had a brief conversation which lasted for not more than 20 secs...

After that blessed day -  my life changed forever...all i could think of was grabbing the attention of my  2 dear angels...

 every time i visited the driving school..a brief moment with them was all i seeked..

but nonetheless , sometimes they were there , sometimes they were not there...

most days i came back disappointed.. now i have come to a point where i cant wait any longer..

i dream about them  in the nights and day dream about them during the days..

i have come to a point where i have decided that if either one of them does not accept my proposal ,

i am going to fall on my knees and humbly request them to give me a chance , let me be part of their everyday lives..

i would do anything , and believe me when i say anything  - to get my date with them..
 
over the last 1 and 1/2 year they have taught me some of the most beautiful lessons in life..

those of patience and perseverance...they have taught me to never give up , no matter what happens..

they have also taught me to self...motivate myself every time i come back from their school..

Faisal and hassan , i hope ..from the deepest and darkest ocean of my heart -  you read this blog and give me that date..

Dear Reader - if you are thinking , what i think you are thinking about , i am sorry to disappoint you..

I am definitely not Gay..i am  the guy who is just trying to get a date for his driving license from the last 1 and 1/2 year at the Shj driving school..

Application date : 17th April 2008
Endless waiting and follow -ups
Theory Date :  24th Jan 2009
Endless waiting and follow - ups
PHD in Patience and self motivation : 29th June 2009
Never give up and follow-ups still required

Igloo रेलौंच -

Igloo Relaunch - Passion for success
detailed planning , unexpected goof ups , sleepless nights , sleepless days , hardwork ,passion , team work , leadership , anger , frustration , solution , breakthrough , negotiation , artwork , approval , designing , printing , assembling , de-assembling , pitching , quotations , concepts , research , ideas , decisions , packaging , inventory , rationalisation , agency , action , achievement , happiness , relief , joy , breakdown , satisfaction , creativity , bottlenecks , fun , confidence , trust , believe and success..

Monday, July 27, 2009

पुणे - Amchi Pune

Pune –
Aamchi Pune – every food lovers heaven on earth

Ghansham ka milkshake ( Sitaphal , mango , strawberry ) depending on season..
Kachi Dhabeli at pudumjee park
JJ garden ka vada pav
Karachi sweets ke samose
Cantonement garden ki bhelpuri and sevpuri
Jaishankar ki panipuri
Budhani ke wafers
Marzorin ki chutney sandwich and cold coffee
Misal pav at rasta peth
Vaishali ka masala dosa
Sabudana vada with cucumber chutney near city masjid
Sukha bhel at fashion street
Kachori with mithi chutney n sev at delhiwala bros
RR Chinese ki triple schezwan fried rice
Magai paan outside King george
Veg supreme pizza at Supreme
Makai ki roti and sarso ka saag at sukhsagar
Sugarcane juice at caneyard
Nira outside pudumjee park
Idli vada and medu vada at Priya & Supriya
Masala chai at german bakery
Fruit plate after 10pm on MG road
Bun maska and cheese toast at Wowmans café
Omellette and chai at diamond bakery
Special doodh chai at president hotel
Shrewsbury and butter biscuits from kayani
Veg puff from modern bakery ( rasta peth )
Maska Khari from kayani bakery
Fresh anaar juice outside husainy baug
Toast sandwich outside A1 sandwich ( shivaji market )
Gujrathi Dhokla in the galli leading to the Bombay store
Lassi with malai at shivkailash ( pune station )
Love Aaj Kal
For all those who have ever loved somebody in a - one way tunnel with no light and absolute darkness at the other end of it..
IF there was one love story that would interest any Bollywood director whose rip offs have ripped off every movie goers wildest imagination..
This ones an absolute original from the stable of my heart..
They say its easy to like somebody and hard to forget that somebody..
Absolute crap! Scaling Nandadevi or Kalaparbhat would seem like a walk up the hill..
Why is love so complicated ? and why does it bring about the greatest amount of joy with an equal amount of pain./. maybe that’s the equation of balance that brought the downfall of Troy..
I think she is the one – that’s what Sahil told himself the very first time it struck him..
It undoubtedly was - the most beautiful feeling that left him completely thunderstruck..
To describe her would be like describing the valley of flowers.. Every single flower in that valley would feel less beautiful in front of this angel..
Each flower - one of its kind , so special and beautiful that one would be in complete awe upon its sight and would question his holiness whether this was for real..
for that is exactly what the Sahil asked himself ..is this for real ? It felt as if his holiness had decided to take the day off and shower him with a thousand blessings all at the same time..
To be continued…